Toad from the Super Mario Bros. video game series wasn’t actually a walking talking mushroom after all. In fact, he was just wearing a hat and this frightening image is what he looks like when he takes it off!
Rainbow Ice Cream
Remember that colorful yummy rainbow ice cream you loved to eat up when you were a kid? Do you remember what flavor it actually was? It was just vanilla; with added food coloring. It was all a lie to get you to eat more vanilla.
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
i once had a guy nag and nag and nag me to tell him why i didn’t want to date him. i just wasn’t attracted to him, physically or romantically. he continued to make me feel guilty and shallow until i agreed to go out with him, just to make him stop.
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